{"product_id":"i-just-work-here-mug","title":"\"I Just Work Here\" Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.74 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.15 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eLet’s be honest: sometimes your coffee needs to do the talking for you. Whether it’s another \"per my last email\" moment or a meeting that should have been a Slack message, this mug is your \u003cstrong\u003eofficial disclaimer.\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted with a sleek, minimalist aesthetic and a heavy dose of corporate irony, this isn't just a mug—it’s a mood. The crisp, bold lettering stands out against a brilliant white ceramic backdrop, making it the perfect desk accessory for anyone who’s mastered the art of the \"not my department\" shrug.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom your first shot of caffeine on a Monday morning to that late-night deadline grind, this sturdy, high-gloss piece is built to handle the heat while keeping your boundaries crystal clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perfect Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-resolution, bold printing that tells it like it is.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for Real Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium glossy ceramic that’s \u003cstrong\u003e100% Microwave and Dishwasher safe\u003c\/strong\u003e (because you’ve got enough work to do).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Comfort Grip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ergonomic C-handle designed for a steady, familiar feel in your hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafe \u0026amp; Sustainable:\u003c\/strong\u003e Completely Lead and BPA-free materials for your peace of mind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose between the classic \u003cstrong\u003e11oz\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePop it in the \u003cstrong\u003edishwasher\u003c\/strong\u003e for an effortless clean, or give it a quick hand wash with warm soapy water. The finish is designed to stay vibrant, shift after shift.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47853563216086,"sku":"21966482227535759094","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/2505\/8518\/files\/20260218153331-1f10cdf2-de52-6138-9b63-9262194dcab6.jpg?v=1771429117","url":"https:\/\/novakartco.com\/products\/i-just-work-here-mug","provider":"NovaKart Co. ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}